44 ‘Very British Problems’ Only Tea And Biscuit Drinking People Can Appreciate
“Spending a good 4-5 hours of the morning, as a guest in someone's house, contemplating whether anyone's in the bathroom.”
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Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking-away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 13, 2016
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How to make emails sound cross:
"As discussed"
"I thought we agreed"
"Regards"
"Thanks"
"I was under the impression"
"FYI"
"As per my email"— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 17, 2016
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Things most said in cars:
"Oh come on mate"
"What is he doing?"
"Don't indicate then"
"Idiot"
"He's letting you go I think"
"After you then"— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 30, 2016
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1am: Too hot
2am: Start to drift off
3am: BIRDS!!!
4am: The sun: "me again!"
5am: Pollen attack
6am: Alarm— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 2, 2015
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Spending the entire summer saying "it's meant to be nice next week"
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 15, 2016
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Showing your disdain for someone's parking by staring at their empty car, looking around and shaking your head slightly
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 9, 2016
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"Say that again" – Translation: I was ignoring you then you actually said something quite interesting
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 7, 2016
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Burning 50,000 calories in the night transferring legs in and out of the duvet
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 6, 2016
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"It didn't quite go as planned" – Translation: I may have caused irreversible damage on a monumental scale
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 5, 2016
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Spotting someone you know in a public place and immediately acting as if trying to avoid a T-Rex
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 4, 2016
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