Power Ranking Of 30 Things I Have Put Inside My Body

1. Olives

2. My girlfriend

3. Bourbon

4. Apples

5. Hamburgers

6. Sexual accoutrement

7. Pretzels

8. Speculoos

9. Q-tips

10. Spaghetti

11. Gum

12. Toothbrushes

13. Water

14. Vaccines

15. Carnation Instant Breakfast

16. Thermometers

17. Radicchio

18. Earplugs

19. Beets

20. Eggplant

21. Tongue depressors

22. Enormous vitamin d pills

23. Assorted gravies

24. Mojitos

25. Tampons

26. Specula

27. Hypodermic needles

28. Indeterminate substances/food items

29. Spermatozoa

30. Marzipan