Let’s get this out of the way.

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We’re obsessed with butts.

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Like…really obsessed with butts.

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And while we idolize the butt, we conveniently forget about the place where the sun never sets foot.

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That’s right. The butthole.

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What a glorious place, right? Just kidding, I’m not going to show you a picture of a butthole. Instead, watch Amy Schumer, Amber Rose, and Method Man’s collaboration:

“Milk, milk, lemonade, ’round the corner fudge is made…”

“…this is the part of my body where poop comes out.”

“This is where my poop comes out (x 3)

And here’s Method Man reminding you that poop comes out from the butt!

Schumer poses the question, “This is what you think is hot?” You know, where poop comes out. She juxtaposes the phrase with a short scene of milk poured on a woman’s booty. Now, we’re all aware that’s where the poop comes out.

With that image, is the butt still hot? Is it still attractive? Will you be less attracted to a butt knowing that it’s where turds snake out? I know for sure poop isn’t attractive, but we’re not attracted to the butthole — rather, the butt itself, right? I mean, like, I like butts and I cannot lie. But I can still worship the booty without worshipping the fudge that comes out of it.