25 Horrifying Photos Of The Pizza They Must Serve In Hell

You will not believe your eyes, I swear to the pizza gods.

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You won’t believe the pizza they serve wherever Redditor u/PeidaNaFarofa hails from. (UPDATE: It appears that these terrifying pizza pies come from a pizza place in Brazil.) You can find more shitty food photos like this on r/ShittyFoodPorn.

1. Fries Pizza? Okay, this isn’t so bad, right?

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2. WRONG. Because here’s a M&Ms And Strawberries Pizza to ruin your tastebuds.

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3. Still not done yet. Marshmallow Pizza will kill your appetite.

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4. I can’t even think of anything nice to say about this Fruit Salad Pizza.

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5. Okay, so like, pizza and milk, I can get on board with, but honestly, Strawberries And A Can Of Condensed Milk Pizza? Go. To. Hell.

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6. Canned Peach Pizza is banned here in the United States.

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7. Even children won’t eat this Candy Pizza.

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8. This is just in time for the holidays, but honestly, no one will want to taste this Easter Egg Pizza.

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9. But if you truly love chocolate, here’s a fancier option: Ferrero Rocher Pizza.

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10. Or if you don’t care about anything in life: Block Of Chocolate Pizza.

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11. If you want to go lower than you’ve ever gone before: Block Of Mozzarella Pizza.

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12. Or you want a taste of the tropics and pineapple just doesn’t cut it for you: Papaya Pizza.

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13. Or this almost-Dominos Pizza concoction: Unpeeled Banana Pizza.

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14. Or a refreshing slice of Watermelon Pizza!

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15. On a diet? Try some of this spectacular Lettuce Pizza.

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16. I don’t even know what this is: Palmetto Pizza.

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17. Or this: Panettone Pizza.

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18. These two go together well, but I’m not so sure about baking them in together: Coca Cola Pizza.

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19. If you eat this Chocolate Powder And Milk Pizza, you are the devil incarnate.

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20. But all is forgiven with this Jug Of Cheap Wine Pizza.

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21. A weird combination, but I’ll take it: Vodka And Coconut Pizza.

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22. You won’t be able to look pizza in the eyes after this one: Rice, Beans And Spaghetti Pizza. (Watermelon For Scale.)

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23. This one is meant for frat boys: Cheap Beer Pizza.

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24. Okay, seriously, why? A Couscous Pizza?

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25. Fuck this. Fuck everything. I’m done. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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