What Kanye West Thinks About Your Future
If Kanye West were the sorting hat, would you be put in the Real Artist house? Or just Hufflepuff?
I love Kanye West — I got dumped because my ex thought my love for the song ‘Flashing Lights’ and Kanye’s braggadocio was intolerable. So when I learned of this new Kanye West magic 8-ball generator (it tells your future as an artist via Mr. West’s energy and superimposed text), I was pretty enthused. Now we can Keep Up with Kanye via Kounseling online! Sorry. Click here to find out if Mr. West thinks you’ve got what it takes to get you, at the very least, a dude with a car. 
