27 People Describe The Sexiest Thing They Ever Saw Accidentally (NSFW)

1. A man was on his knees in the water and he was shaving her pussy with a razor that he was rinsing off in the river.

Was out fly-fishing in the middle of nowhere in Slovenia. I saw two people off in the distance further down the river; they appeared to be naked. As I got closer I saw a female sitting on a stool with her legs open, a man was on his knees in the water and he was shaving her pussy with a razor that he was rinsing off in the river. I’ll never forget this.

2. A gust of wind hits her, lifts the dress up, and reveals she is not wearing underwear.

My freshman orientation of college we are all going outside for another damn tour. I’m sitting up against a wall when this absolutely stunning girl in a dress walks out of the commons door and a gust of wind hits her, lifts the dress up, and reveals she is not wearing underwear. Started that tour with a boner.

3. I turned my head to see a naked redhead girl about 25 emerge from the tent and proceed to embark on a series of morning stretches.

I work at a campsite in Scotland and last summer I was out cutting grass on my ride-on mower (Gianni Ferrari Turbo 4). I was mowing a patch of grass near some tents and had to stop as there was a large stone in my way. As I climbed off my mower, I heard the sound of a flap opening. I turned my head to see a naked redhead girl about 25 emerge from the tent and proceed to embark on a series of morning stretches. This was without doubt the sexiest thing I’ve come across and I’m surprised I didn’t spray her with love custard right there and then.

4. Without losing eye contact, she just slowly strips off all her fucking clothes ’til she’s completely nude.

So a couple years back I was backpacking through South America. I was in Bolivia at the time and we had just checked into a hostel in La Paz. I say we because I was traveling with my then girlfriend. We didn’t have a ton of money so we just paid for like a dorm style room that had four beds and one other person currently occupying it. This other person was a drop-dead-gorgeous 5’10” Swiss bombshell. She was maybe 19. My girlfriend and I were chatting it up with her, talking about snowboarding, our respective counties, whatever. This chick keeps hitting on me, like blatantly. I couldn’t believe it. She kept saying things like: I love your beard, the girls in my country would love you, things of that nature. So eventually this girl says she’s headed out for the night, that she’ll see us later. My girlfriend is smirking at me like, yeah yeah she’s into you I know. We’re tired and lay down for the night in separate bunks, the beds are tiny, so she is in the adjacent bed, the Swiss is stationed above me. I fall asleep, then hear the door open a couple hours later in the middle of the night. My eyes focus to see the Swiss enter the room. She stops at the foot of my bed, and she’s looking right at me. Without losing eye contact, she just slowly strips off all her fucking clothes ’til she’s completely nude. She knows I’m looking right back at her. She stands there for a couple seconds, gives me this little smirk, and climbs the ladder to her bed. Thus began hours of no sleep. When my girlfriend at the time and I woke up, she asks me if I had seen the crazy Swiss chick strip-teasing for me last night. “What? No way she did? I was fast asleep, that’s crazy!”

5. She leaned forward in her seat, exposing the most perfect breasts ever created.

Worked at an oil change place when I was about 22. This woman pulled up to one of the bay doors and I went to help her. This was the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my life still to this day. She was Latin, the best I can describe her is Cindy Crawford with long dark dense curly hair and Brazilian blood, emanating a visible aura of life surrounding her. She was wearing a big summer hat, big dark sunglasses, and a white sundress with a pink and yellow flower print and no bra. I’ve never been one to be completely overwhelmed by mere sight but she was communicating with my brain in a way I’d never experienced. She asked me some questions that I can’t recall but I do remember when she leaned forward in her seat, exposing the most perfect breasts ever created. The whole encounter lasted maybe three minutes, but it’s a lifetime for me. I remember just standing there after she drove away. I still think about her and if I’ll ever meet her again even ten plus years later. Fuck, that is such a good memory.

6. Ever since that day, the smell of the woods has always reminded me of sex.

I was maybe 10, playing in the woods out behind a local plaza, and there were foot trails meandering aimlessly through where only local kids ever walked, well one day while on adventure I peaked a small hill and BAM there’s a girl I’ve seen around (at least 16 at the time) her huge knockers flopping in the wind, getting railed by a younger guy I’ve never seen, I watched for a good minute or 2 not knowing what to do before turning around and going to get a friend. When I came back all that was there was a used condom, but ever since that day, the smell of the woods has always reminded me of sex.

7. My balls dropped that night.

I was 13, selling newspaper subscriptions door to door around 7 pm one night. Hit an apartment complex for that easy money. Knocked on a door and before the 3rd knock, the door flew open, and a very attractive brunette in black lacy lingerie and thigh highs came into my life “Well hello the-OH SHIT” and slammed the door in my face.

Obviously was expecting someone else.

My balls dropped that night.

8. I see two naked brunettes lying on a bed, caressing each other.

I was a pizza deliverer (no, not from a porno) and was working in downtown NYC. I remember having to deliver this order down the block (four pies and a salad) in December.

I buzzed the doorbell and the lady who answered it sounded smashed—slurring words, and it took her a solid minute to press the doorbell.

Well anyways she lived on the 5th floor, so I walked up and knocked on her door. She opened the door and immediately I see the right half of her body, naked, trying to hide behind the door. She was blonde and extremely fit. I blushed so hard (and I have a dark, olive complexion) and my eyes didn’t know where to go, so they looked inside the doorjamb.

I see a naked guy on the floor watching TV in the living room. My eyes spring up, away from him to another doorway (which was a bedroom) and I see two naked brunettes lying on a bed, caressing each other. There was a strong odor of weed and musk.

I took my money and ran, trying to hide a stiffy while not rolling down the stairs hahaha!

9. After class I was walking behind and she had a huge wet spot.

Senior year of high school in one of my classes there sat a very attractive blonde girl. From my desk hers was one row ahead and one row right of me. So I always had a great view of her ass or side boob. One day she pulled her lacy thong up over her shorts and crossed her legs. Then she started rocking herself back and forth. I couldn’t figure out what she was doing at first but then I saw her breathing hard and slightly shaking. All of this was in the middle of class, she was silent the whole time, and I don’t think anybody else noticed. She went on for a couple minutes, then she climaxed by white-knuckling her desk. She then acted normal. After class I was walking behind and she had a huge wet spot. Her friends spotted it to and asked her if she sat in something. She told them she did, but I knew what she did.

10. Lo and behold there’s a girl from my class, topless and just out of the shower looking out her window.

Back in high school I was taking my dog for an evening walk around my neighborhood. She’s doing her business and starts barking up at someone’s house. So of course I look to see what made her bark and lo and behold there’s a girl from my class, topless and just out of the shower looking out her window. I don’t think she saw me but I made sure to feed my dog extra treats when we got back. Damn, I miss that mutt.

11. She rolled her shirt up to show some glorious underboob.

Friend’s stepmom had recently married his dad. She was from Florida. We were moving stuff to her grandparents’ house. It was the middle of summer. She was sweating, and it was great for 15-year-old me. Then she rolled her shirt up to show some glorious underboob. It would have lasted much longer if she didn’t see me gawking, but it’s an image forever burned into my mind.

12. She was wearing a garter and stockings and nothing else under her skirt.

Flying home for Xmas on leave from Navy hospital in 1973. Still very weak so I was first passenger on plane. Stewardess has placed extra pillows and blankets on seat across from me. She leans over to get the last one. She was wearing a garter and stockings and nothing else under her skirt.

13. A really gorgeous girl came beside me and purposefully squeezed her breasts on my chest for a while, then smiled at me and left.

Would have been even more exciting except all I could do was imagine. I am 6′-2″ tall and weighed about 95 pounds at the time, I had lost so much weight due my illness. So all I could do was think about sex, but even if she had been willing there’s nothing I could have done.

It was in college when a group of students including me gathered around a paper on a wall containing our marks for an exam. There were many students so we were very close to each other. A really gorgeous girl came beside me and purposefully squeezed her breasts on my chest for a while, then smiled at me and left…it’s a big thing in my part of the world.

14. I looked out of my window and saw my neighbor masturbating in his bathroom.

When I was younger I looked out of my window and saw my neighbor masturbating in his bathroom. He went on for about ten minutes and they were some of the best ten minutes of my 16-year-old life.

15. Inside was a man in a suit, a woman in a very sexy black dress, and a second woman naked except for a garter belt and nylons.

Parking my truck at a motel, the room window in front of me had their blinds open about 2 feet. Inside was a man in a suit, a woman in a very sexy black dress, and a second woman naked except for a garter belt and nylons. Shit was about to get real in there…

16. Looked out a hotel room window to a woman, the opposite side of the street, on her bed, fingering herself and recording it.

Looked out a hotel room window to a woman, the opposite side of the street, on her bed, fingering herself and recording it. My dick smashed the glass.

17. I went to shower one morning and two cute girls were showering together with the curtain opened.

There’s a hostel in Amsterdam with a coed bathroom, I went to shower one morning and two cute girls were showering together with the curtain opened.

They said hi and, not wanting to be rude, I also showered with my curtain opened and we ended up discussing our plans for the day in our nakedness.

18. I saw one full naked boob with a puffy little nipple.

I was at Reading Festival years ago, I went to get my wristband put on and when the girl put the clasp round it and pressed down on the machine to seal it I saw down her top, I saw one full naked boob with a puffy little nipple. Fuck me, was it hot.

19. I noticed a girl lying down on the other side of the river, legs spread wide open, with some guy eating her out.

So I went camping a few years ago with some friends. We go for a hike and are following a clearly marked trail. About to cross a small river and I stopped the group because I noticed a girl lying down on the other side of the river, legs spread wide open, with some guy eating her out, like there was no chance other people might be walking down the path in the middle of the day. We turned around to head back and they noticed us and got their shit together real quick. Ended up seeing them again later at a small lake near the campsite (fully clothed this time) and the look she gave us was priceless.

20. I caught her standing naked in the bathroom checking out her ass in the mirror.

My wife had recently lost a good bit of weight and was feeling rather proud of herself. I caught her standing naked in the bathroom checking out her ass in the mirror.

Self-confidence, people. Ultimate aphrodisiac for men and women.

21. He had a really nice one, and after peeing he stroked himself for a minute so I got to see it almost double in size.

When I was 13 we lived across the street from a wooded area that had trails. I would go over there and sit in the forest and read in the summer. One evening as the sun was setting a hiker came through. I was about 35 feet off the trail sitting on a log, there was some dense foliage around (teenager, wanted to be alone, kinda hiding). Anyways, the guy stops to pee (keeping in mind I’d never really seen a grown man’s penis before). All I could really see was about the waist down but he unzipped his pants to pee and had to stand there for a minute because he was half-hard. He had a really nice one, and after peeing he stroked himself for a minute so I got to see it almost double in size. To this day I don’t know if he knew I was there or not (lots of people like to pee and have sex in the woods, so it’s entirely possible he had no idea), but I was soaking wet after that.

22. And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself…

I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself…but she was crying…

23. There’s a butt-naked girl between his legs jerking him off through the hole in his boxers.

I was living in an apartment at the time, and at like 2 AM my neighbor turns on some music at a ridiculous volume. I put up with it for like a half hour before walking over there. I knock on the door, but the door is cracked so it swings open. He’s fully clothed on the couch facing the doorway, but there’s a butt-naked girl between his legs jerking him off through the hole in his boxers.

She’s like a perfect 10—maybe half-Asian—and she’s making these really sexy moaning noises while she’s tugging. He sees me in the doorway and I instantly understand that he doesn’t want her alerted. So I point to the stereo, he nods and gives an “OK” sign with his hands and I go back to my apartment.

5 minutes later he turns the music down. 10 minutes later I can hear her achieving multiple orgasms. I gained a new respect for my neighbor that night.

24. I hadn’t noticed she wasn’t wearing a bra, which made the hug even better.

I somehow became my dorm’s unofficial math/physics tutor last year. I’m helping the hottest chick in my dorm with an optimization problem right outside her room. After I help explain a couple of things she manages to get it on her own and she’s pretty excited that it finally makes sense to her so she gives me a really tight hug that I wasn’t expecting. I hadn’t noticed she wasn’t wearing a bra, which made the hug even better. When this awesome hug finally ends she says, “Oh haha I’m sorry, I’m not wearing a bra.” And she looks at me as she goes into her room. Then I, like a dumbass, proceed to go get food to eat.

25. I was walking home drunk at ~2am and walked past some people doing it doggy-style on their knees behind a tree.

I was walking home drunk at ~2am and walked past some people doing it doggy-style on their knees behind a tree. We were no more than 10ft from each other. Our eyes met, they stopped like deer in headlights.

Then in my drunken stupor I say, “Party on,” throw up some devil horns, and walk away.

26. As she scrubbed, her butt wiggled.

When I was 19 I worked as a delivery driver for KFC. (They used to deliver back then.) I was walking back from a delivery and one of the female employees was in an empty lobby scrubbing a spill on the floor on her hands and knees. Her butt was facing me. As she scrubbed her butt wiggled. I married her.

27. I saw all four girls naked, scissoring each other.

I was 16, and at my friend’s lake house. He had two incredibly hot sisters, tall, tan, and blonde. Even better, they brought friends. My friend and I had a room upstairs while all the girls were downstairs. In the middle of the night I wanted some water, so I went downstairs. Their door was cracked open as I passed so I looked inside, being the nosy teenager I was. I saw all four girls naked, scissoring each other and I made this all up I’m so lonely fuck Valentine’s Day.