62 People Stereotype Entire Groups Without Being Racist Or Sexist
1. If you're wearing Ed Hardy, I immediately pigeonhole you as a douchebag. I'm sorry if you're not.
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If you’re wearing Ed Hardy, I immediately pigeonhole you as a douchebag. I’m sorry if you’re not.
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If you have Monster Energy stickers on your car or are wearing Monster Energy-related clothing, you probably don’t have a whole lot going on upstairs.
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People who deliberately modify their cars to make them really noisy have tiny penises.
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People who have a Jesus fish on their car will cut you off or refuse to let you merge.
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Escalades are driven by shitheads.
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Old people are terrible drivers.
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People who “hate drama” fucking LOVE drama.
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Horse girls are crazy.
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Dark-humored people are generally more kind.
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All geese are assholes.
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People who “don’t like to put chemicals in their body” will get drunk and then judge you for taking an aspirin.
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Juggalos generally would not make desirable romantic partners.
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People who come from money have an unrealistic view of how the world works.
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Not me but a friend thinks that “Wade” is a fat person name. To date I have only met one non-fat person named Wade. She may be onto something.
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If you have a beard, wear skinny jeans and plaid shirts, eat only organic foods, and consider yourself a beer connoisseur, I consider you a pretentious hipster douchebag.
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All hipsters are obsessed with brunch.
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People from the East Coast are loud and obnoxious.
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If I see a Florida license plate, I automatically assume the driver is functionally retarded.
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If you are from New York, I assume you are an asshole.
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Everyone who lives in Maryland is an asshole.
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Drivers with handicapped placards or handicapped license plates are among the most incompetent morons on the road. If I see the blue wheelchair logo on their vehicle, I steer clear because they change lanes without signaling or even looking, blow past red lights and stop at green ones, and take 5 minutes to slowly make a right turn at a complete crawl.
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Anyone who makes a point of stressing their honesty and how good of a person they are is shady as fuck.
Truly honest people don’t see the need to point out how honest they are.
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People with mustaches are less trustworthy, whereas people with beards are more trustworthy.
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People that get jealous easily are not trustworthy.
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Women (or men) who draw on their eyebrows are crazy. I’m not talking about filling them in or even grooming them with gel. I am referring to those crazy angled straight lined eyebrows. Those eyebrows are like early warnings—if you see them, do not make eye contact and back away.
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Guys with beautiful lips and noses usually have large and wonderful penises.
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A 3-year-old’s hands will always be sticky.
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You put two sound designers into a room of 100,000 people and they will ultimately find each other and revert to talking about sound. ALWAYS.
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The more bumper stickers I see on a car, the more likely I think it is that they’re liberal. Conservatives obviously also have bumper stickers, but I only ever see one or two. If I’m pulling up to a car with like fifty bumper stickers, I always assume the driver’s super-liberal.
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Customers are wrong most of the time.
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Crazy in the head—crazy in bed.
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People who swear a lot tend to be more honest.
People who never swear tend to lie about everything.
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The second someone orders a Red Bull/vodka, I assume they are a total douche silo.
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Only dumb people ask, “You think you’re smarter than me?”
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All cat owners have at least one scar.
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Vegans will commonly inform you that they are vegans.
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If you say you use Tumblr I automatically assume you’re at least partially insane or working your way up.
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Tall people don’t look good while doing the Robot.
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Anyone who dyes their hair a non-human color (green/blue/purple) is almost always highly into anime, the LGBT community, or is very insecure.
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Guys that take selfies are gay.
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People in my generation (Gen Y/Millennials/whatever you call them) are entitled assholes who think the whole world exists to serve them.
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Anybody who “tells it like it is” cannot handle criticism.
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People with a lot of tattoos are compensating for a lack of personality.
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If you’ve extended your fingernails you can’t have an IQ above 5.
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People who don’t like pets are psychopaths.
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Smokers are more crabby/angry/pissy than non-smokers. They also don’t react well to stress.
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Bald men have great handshakes.
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Anyone who drinks fat-free milk has sociopathic tendencies.
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People who are outwardly crazy are really boring when they are alone, and people who are outwardly normal are really crazy when they are alone.
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Every male child playing online video games has, at a minimum, fucked my mom and they’ve got action-worthy information that I have at least two dicks in my mouth and one in my ass at all times.
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People who use the word “privilege” are ALWAYS unintelligent.
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People with a genius IQ are usually batshit crazy or lack common sense on a very base level.
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Everyone in the service industry is an alcoholic that can party until four hours before a shift.
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People on social benefits under the age of 50 are scum.
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People whose names are spelled weird, or missing standardly accepted letters, are either crazy, stupid, an exotic dancer, or criminal.
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Anyone who posts the “If you can’t handle me at my worst…” image makes being an asshole to those they love a sport.
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Guys that claim to have a massive dick: 1. Have a small dick 2. Are a dick Or 3. Are a nasty combination of the two.
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People with oversized trucks that are too clean to ever see real work are usually jerks.
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Picky eaters are terrible in bed.
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People with goatees are all evil…. all of them!
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English speakers who pronounce Mozzarella as “mootzarel” are annoying as fuck.
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People who make broad generalizations about others are total asshats. 
