40 Guys On What They Wish Their Female Partners Would Do In Bed (NSFW)
1. Initiate sex. Even once.
Initiate. I don’t want to feel like I am asking for it every time. Sometimes I would just like her to start things off.
2. Make more noise.
Moan more and orgasm from penetration.
Unfortunately, we live in an apartment right now so we don’t want to be “those” neighbors. As for the penetration, maybe with time!
3. Make less noise.
First, I wish she would shut the fuck up for like 2 seconds. I’m all for girls who are vocal but god damn this shit is completely out of hand. Anytime we’re in bed all I get is a nonstop stream of “fuck me, harder, harder, you’re so big” that starts the second I’m inside her and doesn’t stop until I finish. No moaning, just constant talking, drives me insane.
4. Suck me off during sex.
Mid-sex blowjob.
5. Suck me off after sex.
I would like it if my partner (wife) would suck my cock after PIV. She won’t.
6. Suck me off when I’m not going down on her.
Have my penis in her mouth at a time that is different then when her pussy is in my mouth.
We start the same way, I go down on her for quite a while before she will 69. She will never initiate and will never do it without me doing it too. Otherwise it’s “dirty.”
7. Suck me off for longer than 20 seconds.
Give me head for longer than 20 seconds. I love it…does she? Nah.
8. Suck me off with gusto.
Suck with GUSTO.
9. Suck me off like she thinks the antidote’s in it.
Suck it like you think the antidote’s in it.
10. Suck me off while I’m sleeping.
Wake me up with a BJ in the morning. Let me finish in her mouth. She cleans me up, and then surprises me with Eggs Benedict and fresh squeezed OJ. Let’s me eat in peace and quiet, and then let’s me go back to sleep.
11. Invite another partner.
Invite another partner.
12. Invite yet another partner.
Bring her hot friends to bed with us.
13. Invite yet even more partners after that.
Bring her attractive female friends with her.
14. Stop lying there like a dead sponge.
I wish she didn’t sit there like a dead sponge.
15. Pretend she’s alive during sex.
FUCKING MOOOOOOOVE.
I don’t want to fuck a corpse.
16. Move, wiggle—just look alive.
Move, wiggle, I don’t care how about look alive for fuck’s sake—ANYTHING!!!
17. Stop impersonating a sack of potatoes.
Anything that isn’t impersonating a sack of potatoes. I mean, come on. 14 years, and only the first 2 were “active”? Kids really fuck shit up…
18. Tell me what she’d like to try.
Actually tell me what she’d like to try.
19. Be on top more.
Be on top more. No, I wish she would fuck me. But not like being totally dominated. Like, she’s incredibly horny. If that makes sense.
20. Try anything different.
Anything. Just anything different. Maybe just one more position other than the standard two. My sex life is like bread. Some people got toast. A lucky few even have French toast with sugar on it. Me. Bread. Plain whole wheat boring bread
21. Have sex somewhere besides the bed.
Not just have sex in bed, lets go do some crazy shit in the bathroom, or hell IDC let’s go fuck in the pantry IM JUST SO TIRED OF HER PILLOW PETS STARING ME DOWN.
22. Be more confident and relaxed.
Maybe just be more confident and relaxed. Like, I married you because you are a babe and I wanted to bang you always. Sure, you have had two kids, and I know you’re self-conscious about your weight but.. shit girl you are stacked now and I want to drown in your tits like, whoa.
I tell her that, and she laughs like I’m kidding, but that’s real talk. No fronting. So let’s keep the lights on and lemme give you some.
23. Not freak out when she gets my jizz on her skin.
Well, my wife does pretty much all I ask, but I’d love if she weren’t so repulsed by touching sperm.
Cumming inside her, no prob. Cumming in her mouth, not an issue.
Semen touching her skin… No!
24. Act like she wants me.
I just want her to act like she wants ME. I always make the moves and get shot down. she said she used to do the same thing and was constantly rejected, and that it ruined her last relationship. I don’t think she realizes she’s doing the exact same thing to ours. a combination of always me being rejected and her never making advances is slowly driving us apart. makes me feel utterly useless and insignificant
25. Act like she wants my penis.
Enjoy my penis as much as I enjoy her vagina. My GF is pretty awesome in bed, but… well, when I go down on her, I love it. I have ZERO inhibition about it and will keep at it for as long as it takes. I commit to that act 100% because I love her reactions, love the taste, just… plain love it.
She gives blowjobs sporadically and rarely to completion. I get that cum is probably pretty gross to taste, so I don’t really mind, but a part of me (hmm, wonder which part) really wishes she was as ravenous for my genitals as I am for hers. If given the opportunity, I’d go down on her daily, in the middle of the afternoon, on break from work, whenever, wherever. I don’t think I’ll ever feel like she would do the same for me.
But that’s OK, people are different and I realize that. I’m lucky to have a pretty great sex life with her for the most part.
26. Wear skirts or socks during sex.
Wear skirts/long socks. Then let me do sexy times while wearing them.
27. Swallow.
Swallow. Wedding ring seems to have caused some sort of aversion to it.
28. Tie me up and call me daddy.
Tie me up and call me daddy. There it is…
29. Kiss me.
Kiss me! The amazing fact is that my wife is up to anything. Anything you can imagine she is open to try, as an example: more than once, she proactively brought a friend to our bed. She will kiss her friend, that I must admit is a beautiful scene, but she won’t kiss me. I must be very lucky, but I miss the intimacy of a kiss. It saddens me very much!
30. Do the nasty shit my crazy exes used to do.
Do the nasty shit my crazy exes used to do. I’m with you because I love you and you’re mentally stable, but I’ve been exposed to face fucking, cum guzzling, anal craving whores. And I liked it. A lot.
31. Shave her lady bits.
Shave their cooch.
32. All the butt stuff.
Lick my butthole. And finger my butthole. And let me lick her butthole. And let me finger her butthole. Butt stuff. All the butt stuff.
No, but seriously, I’m single. I’ve hit this problem though.
33. Take it slower.
Take time with it. Why is it always such a race to get the clothes off and then back on? I like your naked body. I think you like my naked body. Let’s explore that a bit while we are worked up. Loooonnnnggg and sssllllooooowww. Mix with some 420 too please. Thanks.
34. Have an orgasm.
Orgasm. Which is something she has never done with any partner. I can make her squirt and big one at that, but that’s not really an orgasm. I can get her to the peak but just can’t get over it. She does enjoy the sex and so do I but getting her to orgasm would just be a massive cherry on top.
35. Let me go down on her.
My wife will not let me go down on her, and it sucks because I am really good at it and when I do get the chance to do it to her it drives her crazy. She not a pride either and she goes down on me no hesitation, I just wish I could return the favor. unfortunately I almost have to trick her into having it happen. I’ve talked about it and she said she is really self vicious and that that area of her body is really “dirty” and when I ask why she loves giving me blowjobs in such a “dirty” area she says “it’s different with your dick” like WTF.
36. Be on top.
Be on top. Be aggressive! I want her to fuck me. She did it one time, and it was fucking amazing. Haven’t been able to coax it out of her since.
37. Choke me.
Choke me.
Yeah, I’m that guy.
38. Stick a finger up my ass when she’s giving me a blowjob.
I really want her to stick a finger up my ass when she’s giving me a blowjob (shut up, it feels amazing), but she doesn’t want to. She says it’s disgusting. Yet she has no problem asking me to “slam her in the ass like the little whore she is”. Fucking double standards (literally).
39. Bite my ear.
Bite my ear. I fucking love it.
40. Peg me.
Pegging. I think I’m sort of into it, but her last boyfriend was and he turned out to be a total sociopath… But he was also into serious cross-dressing and has fucked guys…so I don’t think this is the best thing to bring up.
