The 32 Worst Things To Say When You First See Someone Naked

1.

“Aww, look at it…it’s so cuuuute.”

2.

“…oh.”

3.

“Turn the lights off." ”

4.

“You need to get that checked out.”

5.

“You know what? Never mind.”

6.

“Did you wear a push-up bra?”

7.

“We need to talk….”

8.

“I think we should shower first….”

9.

“Is this why you were crying the other day?”

10.

“Is it supposed to look like that?”

11.

“You have small tits for a fat chick.”

12.

“Aww, it’s like baby Jesus!”

13.

“My condolences.”

14.

“No thank you.”

15.

“Surely you’re not serious.”

16.

“What’s that smell?”

17.

“All right, let’s get this over with.”

18.

“Interesting…”

19.

“…huh.”

20.

“That’s different.”

21.

“Oooh, that explains a lot!”

22.

“You are so brave.”

23.

“Would you mind getting dressed again?”

24.

“Oh, fuck no.”

25.

“Where’s the rest of it?”

26.

“Sorry, is it really THAT cold here?”

27.

“Yeah, I think we’re done here.”

28.

“I’ve seen worse.”

29.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake…”

30.

“Really?”

31.

“Shall we just cuddle?”

32.

“I’ll need another drink.”