Kitten Survives 3-Story Fall From Window…in a Microwave
Two teenage boys, ages 15 and 16, have been accused of putting a kitten into a microwave and tossing it out a three-story window in the Juniata section of Philadelphia. Quick, somebody call 4chan! No, seriously.
By Sari Moon
Philly.com has reported that two teenage boys, ages 15 and 16, have been accused of putting a kitten into a microwave and tossing it out a three-story window in the Juniata section of Philadelphia. It survived, suffering a few cuts and bruises. There were no broken bones, and “they did not microwave the cat,” said Pennsylvania Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (PSPCA) spokeswoman Wendy Marano.
The two teenagers have been charged with misdemeanor accounts of willfully and maliciously torturing an animal.
The stray kitten, who has been nicknamed Tostino by PSPCA employees, had been captured by the two boys days before. I don’t even want to think of what those fuckers had been doing with it before the microwave toss. 
