30 Hilarious Responses When Someone Asks, ‘What Are We?’ After Sex
Here are some hilarious responses to ‘what are we’ from Ask Reddit.
1. We are taking a 5-minute break, then doing it again.
2. What are any of us, really?
3. We ain’t nothing but mammals…
4. Fucking exhausted.
5. We are being watched. I told you to close the curtains.
6. We’re no strangers to love.
7. We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.
8. Some kind of suicide squad?
9. Sweaty and smelly.
10. We are farmers bum ba dum bum bum bum bum.
11. Ready for bed.
12. Exhausted! Coffee?
13. We…… are…… Groot.
14. Pregnant, I hope!
15. You are gorgeous. I’m annoying.
16. What do you want us to be?
17. Moist sacks of meat and disappointment hurtling through the void on a rock that is circling the drain of a nuclear fireball until our inevitable demise.
18. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
19. We’re two humans trying our best.
20. We are an effective team.
21. I don’t know what we are, but I know what I’m not anymore.
22. Lovers. I mean, we literally just made love.
23. We are but stardust.
24. Parents, because the condom broke.
25. We are dancers.
26. I’ll do you one better, WHY are we?
27. We are the champions… my friend.
28. We are two people who just enjoyed having sex.
29. Idiot sandwiches.
30. Satisfied.
