Zaron Burnett III

I love ‘90s hip-hop. I watch YouTube videos like my computer was a time-machine. And I reference them all the time.

It’s estimated around one-hundred and thirty-four million babies will be born in 2013. Of that one-hundred and thirty-four million, some of those babies are gonna be ugly.

It doesn’t matter if your date wears panties or rocks boxer-briefs, there is something incredibly sexy about making dinner for someone.

Neat trick, right?

What do men like in bed? Short answer: EVERYTHING.

Some people don’t even see you when you’re naked and right in front of them. Which means you can ignore many personal sleights if someone can’t get outside themselves enough to see you and your circumstances. Pity the fact they don’t see clearly see the world around them.

I recently discovered I’m jealous of bilingual dogs.

Breaking the global economy just to prove a point seems a bit extreme.

Here at Thought Catalog, we like to hold up the films of Disney and consider them with the same level of archetypal appreciation the ancients reserved for their myths.

A great story needs a gripping opening line that fuses mystery together with a desire to solve that mystery, pulling the reader ever forward through the words until they find the reward of greater understanding.

In no way should we intellectualize this crime or the suffering of those involved. Nor should we reduce their pain to grist for speculation. This story is flat-out horrible.

I assume you can find a clitoris. If not, it’s at the top of her vagina, where her labia meet, it’s covered by a hood of flesh.