Zaron Burnett III

Over time, Disney princes will mess you up worse than a bad speed habit.

I don’t know about you but I’d rather breakdance barefoot on broken glass than be rejected by the only person I want and desire.

I had a number of other essays I wanted to write tonight. There were other topics that deserved attention, essays I humbly felt might shed light on the human condition, on the difficulties and odd experiences we all deal with on a daily basis. But here I am, writing a defense of pubic hair.

When I was a boy, if you were multiracial you learned pretty quickly there was no clearly designed spaced for you in the world.

If you look at the world as a reflection of your state of affairs, you will experience moments like these.

5. LOTS of people you wouldn’t expect smoke pot… like your new boss

Like a teacher, a mother’s influence extends forever.

Why is it so easy to forget the good feelings we gain from doing the little things in life?

With a little practice, eventually it’s like using a telescope to reveal a distant galaxy. It’s the same trick novelists employ. And way back in the day, Aristotle famously said, “action reveals character.” That’s true for fiction and just as true in the stranger world of reality.

Okay, we’re dragging the notion of Zen down to a level it shouldn’t have to stoop. It doesn’t need to be bastardized any further, it’s already so overused by self-help authors. Rather than Zen, let’s just call it the way of consciousness-less-ness.

The sad pitiful truth is I’m going without sex because I can’t be naked with the one I desire.

Wonder Woman embodies the contradictions of any female hero in popular culture.

How quick we are to cover-up our bad behavior and guilty feelings with the warm fuzzy blanket of organized religion.

I was eight when I started reading his erotic novels.

We make jokes about death because it’s such a big, scary unknown, and as humans, we aren’t particularly good with the unknown.

Under Fear’s influence, you grow afraid of getting hurt. You don’t take risks. You close-off. You tense-up.

To a hummingbird you look like a statue. Buzzing past, their wings flapping in a blur of motion, you appear about as lively as stone.

Obviously you can read because you’re reading this, so you must know there’s a heated debate about GM-food. For instance, the Food and Drug Administration is currently deciding whether they’ll introduce GM-meat into our diet.