Zaron Burnett III
I Wanna Get Drunk With You
I want to let the redness of you stain my smile. I’m thirsty for these moments. I wish to abandon sense and reason, to fly from sober solemn silences and get loud with you, to laugh with you with complete and reckless abandon.
What’s Scarier: Godzilla Or Feminism?
Your enemies are not monsters. They’re as natural as a typhoon.
10 Reasons Julieanne Smolinski AKA @BoobsRadley Should Win A Nobel Peace Prize (…Or Be My Girlfriend, Whichever Comes First)
Henry Kissinger won a Nobel Peace Prize. So did President Obama. Last year, they gave one to the European Union. Apparently, they just give those things out to anyone.
Your Suffering Polishes Your Soul
Like you, I have a few secrets I never tell anyone. But dear readers, there’s one secret I want to tell you. It taught me a great truth: There’s nothing to fear from failure. I know this firsthand.
Is This The Best Cover Of Lorde’s “Royals”… Ever?
THIS may be the BEST cover version… ever!
11 “Dead” Bands To Help You Celebrate Dia de Muertos
Here are 11 “Dead” bands to help you celebrate in musical style. Enjoy!
Be Your Own Spin Doctor: How To Tell Yourself Your Life Story
In the photograph I was staring at there was a woman who appeared naked. I couldn’t really tell because she was facing away from the camera, lying across a hammock made from a fish net.
How NOT To Be A 20-Something: Elderly Man Shoots His Wife’s 22-Year-Old Lover
Life can be weird in your 20s. No matter what you do, you’re gonna make a bad decision or two. Sometimes, you know it when you’re making it. But you can’t help yourself.
How Come No One Calls Me Fat? WTF?!
I wish to be as positive and intelligent, as perspicacious and wise as the three of them. But it takes lots of instruments to make up a symphony, so I write about what strikes my fancy and just try to stay on rhythm.
Breaking News: Nirvana Was The Last Band That Really Mattered
As media outlets around the world just reported, Nirvana has been nominated as an inductee into the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. This is, of course, no surprise.
How I Learned I Was Pro-Choice By Secretly Aborting My Friend’s Baby
When I parked in the shopping mall parking lot where Planned Parenthood was, we were both slow to get out. I made a bad joke and said if she was good then afterward we could go get ice cream, like she was a kid going to the doctor.
How To Become A Human Being… Not Just A Feminist
Folks often like to say the beastly aspects of Nature are inherent in our nature. They say that we are as opportunistic and coldly calculating as reptilian predators. We are and we aren’t.