Zaron Burnett III

As adults, we both figured out our mom isn’t perfect.

In the rainbow spray blown from the lip of a breaking wave, I can see the wind.

There are observations any outsider can make about Los Angeles, such as: every waiter or waitress you meet is secretly an actor or actress waiting for their big break.

6. There is no doubt about it. Jason Derulo is not a pizza.

A video that explains Plato’s “Cave” using the Legend of Zelda Okay. That’s a hell of a hook. You got my attention.

“I support them and give them food, and clothes, and cars, and houses. Who gives it to them? Does someone else give it to them?”

A friend of mine likes to pose this question: Would you rather be right or happy?

I don’t have a vagina. But if I did have one, I’m pretty sure I’d think twice before I started shoving all sorts of weird stuff in there like it was an extra pocket made out of flesh.

Watching daredevils (and unlucky rednecks and other angry, dumb men make hate to fate) we can pretend for a moment like we, the rest of us, make good decisions.

Did you hear? There are gangs at Disneyland! Like, street gangs. Over the last two and half years, the Happiest Place On Earth has slowly become overrun with what look like biker gangs.

I’m done with Spotify. You can keep Pandora. I want no more iPod shufflin’. I don’t need ’em anymore! I had a come-to-Jesus and I’ve returned home … to college radio.

It’s time to kick down the doors. Let springtime rush into the room.