Zaron Burnett III

When America’s #1 Shoulder-to-Cry-On provided the cyclist a place to confess, or more like a place for him to kinda open up and kinda admit how he hung bags of blood from hotel walls so he could cheat to win, that’s when all the rumors became fact. And that’s when another hero fell.

As the sun set, rays of light were magnified through a plastic bag and ignited an oily rag. The fire burned slowly for most of the night.

A friend of mine has two boyfriends and they all live together in a house they bought. I call them The Funboys.

With my head poking up out of the top of the car I must’ve looked like a giraffe on a circus train. Also, since I had long dreadlocks, my hair danced in the wind and smoke. I created quite a spectacle for my fellow commuters. But I didn’t care what they thought. I was only worried about my car.

Mexican drug cartels operate in a shifting, ever-changing world. The route they used yesterday won’t work next week. How they smuggled the last shipment won’t work on the next shipment. Tomorrow always requires new approaches.

The real issue isn’t that women are gaining power, but the sad fact men are getting left behind. Which is unfortunate because women may not like some of our throwback caveman behavior but they don’t seem ready to for us to disappear.

“Difficult women” are difficult because our culture makes it hard for women to fully be themselves, express themselves, feel comfortable with themselves, and if you remember that, you’ll recognize it’s the rest of the world that’s difficult, not her.

For my sister, my young niece, and all the women who suffer from body image anxiety, I’m stoked Lena Dunham is on TV dropping her dress, and that she has the “power” to confront the tyranny of the “female beauty ideal.”

2. Spooning leads to forking… so keep your silverware to yourself unless you mean it!

No longer is internet dating an escape for the desperate, the lonely and the dirt-bags of the world. These days single people all over the world find each other in that vast digital environment of 1s and 0s.

The real question is: Why are we all so sexually uncomfortable — why do we act like adolescents who want sex but are equally afraid of it?

If you aren’t currently enjoying amazing sexual chemistry, there’s still hope. If you can seduce yourself… you can seduce others and be seduced.