Zaron Burnett III
Don’t Believe The Hype! Most Everything’s The Opposite Of How It Appears
I once worked as a delivery driver for a Chinese restaurant in West Hollywood, and I quickly learned a big house in the hills rarely meant a big tip.
“Where Are All The Single Men?” …A Guy’s Answer
So… in an effort to help both sides of this divide, I brainstormed up a list of all the places my straight single guy friends and I spend time.
Whoaaa! Keanu Reeves Is My Spirit Animal… How Surfing Makes You Better In Bed And Everywhere Else
1. SURFING IS LIKE MEDITATION …GOOD SEX.
“Where Do You Find Single Women?”
1. TRIVIA CONTESTS IN BARS
6 Tips On How Be Honest, Without Getting Slapped Or Fired
Like handing someone fine china, you wanna handle your honesty delicately.
Summers Are For Road Trips
If ever there was a country made for road trips it’s the States.
Love Lessons From The Dudes of Disney… From A Guy’s Perspective
Over time, Disney princes will mess you up worse than a bad speed habit.
10 Ways To Deal With Losing The One Person You Want
I don’t know about you but I’d rather breakdance barefoot on broken glass than be rejected by the only person I want and desire.
In Defense of Pubic Hair (And The Freedom Of Choice)
I had a number of other essays I wanted to write tonight. There were other topics that deserved attention, essays I humbly felt might shed light on the human condition, on the difficulties and odd experiences we all deal with on a daily basis. But here I am, writing a defense of pubic hair.
Ligers and Tigons and Multiracial Kids… Oh My!
When I was a boy, if you were multiracial you learned pretty quickly there was no clearly designed spaced for you in the world.
How Not To Hate All The Happy Couples
If you look at the world as a reflection of your state of affairs, you will experience moments like these.
8 Things I Learned From Looking Like Bob Marley
5. LOTS of people you wouldn’t expect smoke pot… like your new boss