Zaron Burnett III
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Zaron Burnett III
A Gentlemen’s Guide To Rape Culture
Since you are a part of it, you ought to know what rape culture is.
Tennessee Nurse Reveals Long-Hidden Proof That Elvis Is Quentin Tarantino’s Daddy
A story hit the Internet that’s absolutely too good to believe!
Science Says There’s No Such Thing As A Vaginal Orgasm, So Meet The Clitoris!
Are you ready for this?
How To Not Be Self-Destructive In The Era Of The #Selfie
…The reason I took that suicidal drug-fueled bike ride was a woman…
How To Teach An Extrovert To Meditate
As part of an experiment to see what would happen when you teach an extrovert to meditate, I submitted myself to a six-week course of daily meditation and kept notes.
What If The Term “Soul Mate” Is Why Your Love Life Sucks?
Instead of wandering the Earth in search of your one twin soul, you hike through life bonded and buoyed by the many soul mates you discover along your path.
Are You A Crazy Girl? Are You A Permanent Bachelor? I Have Good News!
These are two terms that have the potential of a fully-loaded double-barrel shotgun, and can be just as destructive in the hands of the wrong person.
How To Keep From Getting Lost In The Labyrinth Mysteries Of Others (And Yourself)
In our relationships, both friendly and romantic, those personal or professional, we all trust the most important things we have to say to these stand-in sounds, created word pictures, similies, metaphors and analogies.
How To Get Over Anything
We’re gonna get you through this — one step at a time.
18 Reasons It’ll Be Awesome When Hillary Clinton Is The Next President Of The United States
1. She’ll be the most powerful person wearing a dress in Washington since J. Edgar Hoover.
Why Are You Still Alone?
Somehow, it makes other people sad, confused and angry.
10 Ways You Can Use Sex To Explain The World Cup To An American
Every four years, America likes to flirt with the notion that it will finally start acting like a civilized nation.
Sir, Do You Normally Keep A Gun In Your Butt?
On May 14, Vigil was minding his own business, smoking some meth in a McDonald’s parking lot when along came two dudes who wanted to harsh his high.
12 Reasons You Should Date A Surfer Or Skateboarder
Our scrapes, breaks and bruises bond us to you.
11 Ways Hippies And Hunters Are The Same (…They Just Dress Differently)
I grew up in Northern California and my friends were reggae festival-attending hippies and camo-loving hunters. The first thing you learn when you hang around both, they’re the same effing creature.
Schemers, Saviors, Strugglers, And Sufferers: Which One Are You?
It can be extra-aggravating or confusing when you’re part of a mess of people because groups have added dynamics.
Women Writers Taught Me To Be Brave
“Why must you call them women writers? They’re just writers!” I know, right? Totally agree. Have you ever heard anyone say “men writers?” That just sounds stupid.