Zach Stafford

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Zach Stafford

Thinking About Infinity

I think we, as humans, like endings. Books have endings, TV shows end, you crave the end of a work out; you even want sex to end, at some point.

How To Take A Test

Just use the number they assigned you and fill this out – be truthful, it won’t hurt, I promise.

Racism Is Real, Even For Oprah

Racism isn’t just a “thing” that happens to the non-rich, but it’s something that can and will happen to anyone, Oprah Winfrey included. Especially if you do anything that involves Tina Turner in any way, shape or form.

Remembering My Internet Boyfriend

At thirteen I couldn’t be me in real life, so from my metaphoric closet in the hills of Tennessee, I found myself by peering through a window in that closet, a chat window at a boy named John, who I have yet to forget.

The 5 Stages Of Having A Crush

You think about them all day, look at photos you’ve snapped together, stare at their Facebook constantly, and every time your phone buzzes you hope it’s a text from them.

I Won’t Be Young Forever

I know that getting older isn’t a death sentence, but rather proof of life, proof that I was here and that I fought hard enough in some way to stay alive.

How To Hack Your Drunchies

It’s 2 A.M. and you find yourself in front of a fast food restaurant. The world spins, your stomach growls, and your heart beats. You’re drunk and hungry.

4 Great Places To Break Up With Someone

Airports, especially American airports, are the most monitored public places around. They are stacked with security, cameras, and emergency buttons that can get you help fast for just about anything.

I Almost Witnessed A Hate Crime

Tensions rose even higher, leading to the man threaten her. I grabbed my phone and inched forward, ready to call the police if it turned physical.

The Smell Of Middle School

I began putting one leg in at a time into my recovered jeans. As I slid them up I stared blankly into my locker and noticed my bottle of Fierce cologne — a cologne only sold at Abercrombie & Fitch — had a picture of a man’s torso on it. This man’s abdominal muscles were ripped and his body was lean. He had no face and I thought that was because any one could be him or at least dream of being him.

Location, Location, Location: Love In The Time Of Tinder

Over the past years we have seen the rise of GPS becoming intrinsic to our digital lives. From Facebook to Foursquare to Google, the divide between cyberspace and meat-space (term for ‘real life’) seems to be becoming smaller, making dating an obvious next stop.