Zach Eisenstein

Conveniently, here is a list of 10 perfect wine-related holiday gift ideas that are bound to impress even the Grinchiest wine drinker around.

As with most things surrounding this election—I didn’t listen to what anyone had to say about anything. Instead, I read and I researched and I double-checked to make sure what I was reading wasn’t only valid but also objective. Here’s what I found:

While I’d love to have a president who popped out of the womb, crying Macklemore’s “Same Love,” I understand the reality that many people need time to fully embrace things that aren’t familiar to them.

“If you were a character in The Oregon Trail, would you rather die of measles or dysentery?”

While I can proudly inhale a Baconator in under a minute, I actually support a healthy lifestyle. Exercise is great. But if I’m pissed, or sad, or just had a sucky day, the last thing I want to do is lace up my running shoes and kick my sweaty legs around until I can’t breathe anymore.

Up until now, I thought I had to have everything figured out. I was on such a formulaic track: get good grades in high school, get into a good college. Check. Check.