Jake Adams

Think back to the last time you didn’t see an advertisement for a whole day. Difficult, isn’t it?

I find it pathetic that you can’t survive an hour without having to go outside and light up a cigarette.

3. You see somebody leaning on a rail or banister, and get the sudden urge to clothesline them over it.

It’s the laugh you get after you’ve walked past a group of [usually young] people you don’t know. That laugh that makes you think ‘were they laughing at me?’