Valaniece Christina
Funny girl, writer, & clueless.
There’s One Thing Missing From All Romantic Movies And I Have Some Questions
Is no one going to bring this up? Are we just not going to discuss this? No? Fine, I will.
What If We Could Have Been Love?
I haven’t thought about what could have been since it almost was. And it frustrates me that I can’t stop thinking about it now. Now, after all this time.
This Is The No Bullshit Advice You Need To Hear For 2018, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Sagittarius: Stop dicking around and forge a path for yourself. 2017 has been…well, it’s been all over the place so you need to get it together because in 2018, pieces will begin to fall into place.
18 Activities To Pass The Time While You’re Waiting For ‘The One’
Fall in love with something that isn’t another human being.
A Foolproof Recipe For Ruining Your Life
Burn all your bridges. Why? Because you know better than everyone.
Dear Random Guy In The Doctor Costume I Briefly Locked Eyes With On Halloween Night
I should’ve gone back.
A Day-By-Day Breakdown Of How I Screwed Up My Diet This Week
One serving won’t kill me, it’s only like 300 calories. *Finishes pint of ice cream*
Jesus Christ I hate myself.
50 Things I Would Much Rather Do Than Sit In Class Right Now
Listen to you brag about your diet.
The Day I Became An Adult Was When I Stopped Giving A Shit What Other People Thought
Life is far too short to care what people think of you. Living up to everyone’s standards is a literal impossibility; there is no way it can be done.
19 Things I’m So Thankful I’ve Learned By 19
Time moves fast if you let it.
What Kind Of Bitch You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Capricorn: The Basic Bitch