Valaniece Christina
Funny girl, writer, & clueless.
Ladies, Your Panties Will Control The Fate Of Your Day (Choose Wisely)
If I do not select a pair of patines wisely, I may fail myself and miss out on success. Every woman knows how important this moment is.
A Reminder That It’s Perfectly Okay To Be Human
nce we realize who we are and what we are, we will feel less alone, because then we’ll know that we are all the same.
All I Want For Christmas Is For You To Leave Your Girlfriend And Be With Me
So uh. Merry Christmas. Love me. Please. Tell Kelly I said hello.
10 Irrational Questions You Only Have When You’re On A Dating App
I think the worst part of the experience is when I match with someone who I might actually be interested in.
8 Little Ways To Make Sure Your Flirting Gets The Guy
I’m a real Jeffery Dahmer when it comes to flirting.
I’m Done With Sitting At Coffee Shops Waiting For Mr. Perfect To Appear
I can’t will Mr. Perfect to find me through excessive essays about love.
What You’re Dreading Most About 2018, Based On Your Zodiac
Libra: In 2018, you fear that people’s desire to change will cause tensions or conflict.
Here’s Which Character From ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ You Are, Based On Your Zodiac
Leo: “Dee.” Strong, independent, ambitious, talented, and compassionate. Just a few of the many lies that you tell yourself.
11 Things I’m Honestly Not So Thankful For This Year
I got pulled over the day before Thanksgiving. I’m not thankful.
That Scenario We All Wish Would Happen But Never Really Does
I’m not sure, but I do know that at night, as I’m drifting off into sleep, I will think of this moment.
Here’s What Kind Of Girlfriend You Are, Based On The State Where You Grew Up
Oregon: You’re the type of girlfriend who forgives.
This Is How Art And Cinema Have Helped Me Heal
Movies make me cry. Some say unnecessarily, so but it is just a fact of who I am.