Valaniece Christina
Funny girl, writer, & clueless.
On The Summer When Nothing Happened At All
You might be failing but I’m not doing anything. Not sure which is actually worse.
This Time Around, I’m Not Taking A Chance On Love
I’m so good at actually believing something can happen when it’s too late.
How To Deal With Life When Nothing Is Happening At All
You wake up, shower, get dressed, run late to work, catch the bus, sprint to the office, avoid your boss, sit at your desk, open up your computer, check your emails, respond to none of them, spend way too much time getting coffee, and wait until it’s time to go home.
Confessions Of A Narcissistic Self-Proclaimed Writer
I just write what I would read. I want sex, I want honesty, I want tomfoolery. I want me.
Ranking The Zodiac Signs By How Spicy Their Summer Sex Life Will Be This Year
2. Scorpio: Sex on the beach isn’t just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
14 Irrational Things That Happened To Me Right Before I Realized I Was On My Period
I made a giant salad. And after eating it all I then started crying over how “fat” I was.
Sincerely, The Girl You Randomly Met That One Meaningless Night
I hold on too tightly to small encounters.
What If We All Said Exactly What We Wanted To Say?
I hate you. I love you. I want to fuck you. I’m not interested.
6 Reasons Why Being 20 Is Literally So Magical And Everyone Should Be Jealous
I love being financially dependent on my parents. It’s so freeing.
20 Bullshit Pieces Of Advice 20-Year-Olds Have Heard But Shouldn’t Follow
Your happiness matters most.
12 Totally Valid Reasons Why I Haven’t Responded To Your Text
First, I think it’s important that I admit that not only did I receive your text, I read it almost immediately. So when I say that “I didn’t see it” or that “I didn’t read it,” there is a very good chance that I am lying.
The Perfectly Imperfect Girl And How I Can’t Even Be Her
Please tell me. How can I be loved? How can I be liked? How can I be relatable? How can I be real and deep and experienced and flawed and understood all at the same time?