Tyler Vendetti

Sometimes, genius needs a few extra years to brew. In the meantime, feel free to enjoy the journey.

Journalism is dying. It had a good run, with all of its investigative reports and occasionally pretentious reporters, but now it’s time to step aside for the new, obviously more sophisticated writing form that’s taking over the internet: clickbait.

1. You Won’t Satisfy Everyone

“I’m bored with it all.” – Winston Churchill, forever a cynic.

Every “you had to be there” story.

1. You might not make friends right away, and that’s fine.

“She makes me wanna travel in time and live in 2000 all over again!”

People are mean. They will make judgments about you right off the bat without any prior knowledge and they will try to mold you into a character they deem worthy of respect.

The eccentric characters crafted by screenwriters during the 50s, 90s, and late 2000s are comedy gold and, if they were real, I have no doubt that they would be wildly successful YouTube stars.

What effect does the ability to “erase your mistakes” on the internet have on your behavior?

We all know Hollywood likes to brainwash us with subtle symbolism and hidden satanic references, but there are some films that have pushed the envelope a little too far.

When I was 5, I wrote my first book.

Bros are a complex breed of human. Defined by UrbanDictionary as “partying males who… talk about nothing but chicks and beer, drive a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers… [and] obsess over [appearances],” bros are distinctly different from normally defined social cliques.

Recently, actress Leah Remini made the brave decision to quit the Church of Scientology. Apparently, there were policies set in place to prevent anyone from questioning the leader, David Miscavige, and any of his actions (very dictatorship-y, if you ask me) and Remini realized how ridiculous that really was.

If you were a season, you would be winter. If you were an article of clothing, you’d be homemade flats made out of material only bought in America.

I probably shouldn’t stay in pajamas all day.