Tyler Vendetti

Forget their birthday after promising to make it “the best birthday ever!”

It’s been over a decade since Mulder and Scully signed off and in that time, the world has become a dramatically different place, filled with new technologies, corrupt politicians, and inexplicably popular celebrity families. How would Mulder react to these changes? What sort of things might Mulder mistake for an X-File in 2015?

“Where do celebrities live?”

HBO. You’re a trailblazer, boldly going where no one has gone before. Like a sweet-talking schoolboy, your charm helps you get away with things that others can’t, like swearing excessively, fornicating in public places, and dumping your significant others via post-it notes.

3) You’ll go to dangerous lengths to complete a piece before a deadline.

Kids grow up so fast.

For years, I have placed New York City on a pedestal, propping it up with the luxurious visions of urban life that I’d seen on television.

The moment you step in from the cold and feel your skin tingle with appreciation.

1) Ross Geller (Friends)

There are plenty of things to look forward to now that seventy-five percent of the world wants to eat you.

When did Facebook’s motto change from “sign up and be included” to “sign up or be excluded”?

Calling it “the Facebook.”

A quarter-life crisis can last a few hours, a few days, or even a few months. It’s a troublesome beast that is often underestimated by those who have never experienced it (or, more likely, those who have and who try to pretend they haven’t).

1) The “Heyyyyy”

3) When two characters are having a conversation in the car and the driver does not crash immediately.

1. The Walking Dad

1. Wear sunglasses

Some have done it so well, we can hardly remember a time before they were starving themselves for their roles or whispering philosophical mantras into the camera.