Timmy Parker

Time. That’s one thing that we think we have plenty of but it runs out much faster than we think.

As if our oft achy bodies or inability to recover from drinking weren’t enough, now we’ve got this to show us that Father Time ain’t no joke.

If you’ve ever wanted to see what a living, breathing, real life troll looks like, meet Tim Lake, an Arizona robbery victim.

17. Porn is porn and it is not real life sex.

In Pirates of the Caribbean, we see the story of a daring search for booty, and if that description is also fitting of your sex life, well it most definitely belongs under the genre of adventure.

If you accidentally close a tab on Google Chrome, press Control+Shift+T and it’ll come back from the dead.

I know you want all the mojitos to yourself, but the trend that gives you the rights to delicious, colorful, fruity drinks while we muster up the courage to down whisky is flat out unfair.

If there isn’t anyone to intervene and reiterate that rocky road ice cream for breakfast and sour patch kids for lunch & dinner aren’t such a good idea, I’ll continue to devour boatloads of sugary treats until I not only die alone, but do so by age 34.

Sometimes people can’t see what they have; they only see what’s missing.