Timmy Parker

This time around, Jimmy Kimmel has musicians reading mean tweets about themselves, and it’s pretty hilarious which is par for the course with these things.

Here are a bunch of hilarious ideas that take very little effort, because there is nothing more spooky, scary, and downright horrifying than having to spend more then 20 minutes on anything in 2014.

1. I promise that when we binge watch shows on Netflix, I won’t skip ahead.

Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.

If you laughed, but then cringed because you were worried about the girl’s health — according to the video poster, she suffered a mild concussion and will make a full recovery.

She understands that lasting love requires patience and will often be imperfect, which is a valuable mindset considering relationships nowadays so often have the highest of expectations, but the lowest of tolerance.

Your great grandmother’s ring and your favorite childhood blanket are off limits, but here are some more reasonable recommendations.

If you’re out of the loop on what’s eatable, drinkable, wearable and all that good stuff in terms of vegan standards, here’s your guide to purchasing things that they’ll actually be able to enjoy.

About half way through the dinner the husband politely stands up and taps his glass for attention. He announced that his wife of 15 years has been cheating in him for over a year. The entire place stood still in shock.

When my father and grandfather both approached me for help in family affairs.

Don’t give up what you want most for what you want now.

Pictures/cameras. I just captured this ONE moment in time that I can now look at for the rest of my life.