Thought Catalog

A comment thread on the internet was talking about whether anybody actually went through with any of those “marriage pacts” that we joke about so often.

Scrub behind your ears. “As someone who used to be a hairstylist, please scrub behind your ears!

Motherly Love Stacey Castor poisoned her husband and then poisoned her daughter on the daughter’s first day of college.

1. Pet Sematary by Stephen King “In the foreword of a re-release of the book, King wrote that he initially wanted to leave the manuscript of Pet Sematary in the drawer of his desk because it was the first time…

Being haunted we could deal with, but being haunted by a possibly homicidal relative? No thanks.

We were afraid to go home. Afraid that they would follow us. We drove around for about an hour in almost silence. Trying to process what we had just seen. Why were two young girls out there alone?

It’s okay to be wrong. Sometimes, you cannot avoid making mistakes, having bad choices. Those are what spice your life up, and make it feel so much more amazing to be alive. Learn how to accept defeat.

I sent a woman into a full blown seizure I gave a girl a seizure one time.

DIANE AUGAT. Last seen April 11th, 1998. 40-year-old Diane Augat was last seen walking away from her home on US 19 in April of 1998.

After two rings someone answered, gave out a low raspy giggle, and hung up. They didn’t answer again. I eventually gave it up as a lost cause and headed home.

He cried a little bit when I beat him at chess. “I met up with this guy from the internet at a bar with board games.

I hear her voice getting closer to me. I book it as fast as I can. I don’t look behind me, and I don’t stop pedaling. Her screaming grew quieter and quieter until it dissolved into the howling of the wind.

A woman tried to smuggle her baby onto the ride I did the College Program from May 2012 until May 2013 and worked Attractions in Tomorrowland.

A Visitor In “The Croft” I studied abroad in Italy my Junior year of college and lived at this old castle.

Spencer: Went surfing once, puts the surfer guy emoji next to his name when he puts his name into your phone.

Michael: Made a big statement by going from Mike to Michael when he came out. Incidentally, so did every other Mike.

Charlotte: Stole your boyfriend, doesn’t care.

I have been tracking this whole tampon recall business very closely. I’ve saved every article, even though they are extremely limited. I have collected any testimony I can find online.