Thought Catalog

“Pro: You can do what you want, when you want to.
Con: You’ve got nobody to do those things with.”

“A boy I liked at school made me feel ‘warm’ between my legs and I thought I peed myself.”

“Touch my face when you’re kissing me.”

“DON’T shave off your eyebrows and draw in fake ones.”

When ur hungover and embrace the fact that u won’t move all day.

“I’m perfect in my imperfections, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses and beautiful in my own way because I’m me.”

“Why are some guys’ butt cheeks bare and some hairy?”

“I want someone to kiss me like they’re drowning and I’m air. I want them to touch me with reverence. I want them to look into my eyes while we make love and tell me afterwards how they changed color. I want them to hold me like I’m some precious, delicate thing, but fuck me with the wild abandon of a man who’s finally able to lose control, and unleash himself.”

“When she says, ‘If you can’t handle me at my worst…’”

“If she and her friends start giggling when she’s talking to you.”

“God is punishing us! A terrible warlock has died among us, and by night he rises from his grave, wanders through the village, and does such things as bring fear upon the very boldest! How could even you help being afraid of him?”

You need a good laugh today, here’s 46.

It all starts with picking apart his flimsy story. Then the real fun begins.

“I’m glad she told me, but she went about it all wrong (she saw me at Cub Foods and burst into tears and ran over to me to tell me).”

Data gathered from real women on Reddit 1. I would assume he could handle it himself.

At this point, there’s only one other person on the bus besides me, the dude and the bus driver. I say, “well, I’m pretty close, I don’t want to wait the fifteen minutes, I’m just getting off here.” Mostly to get away from this creep. But the dude asks if he can stop by my place!

They’re never wrong. But you are, and pretty often.

“He thought cheese was a vegetable.”