Thought Catalog

I would always feel someone in bed with me or hear a child’s voice. Years later they found a child’s body buried under my house.

Suddenly, the guy comes completely to, rips out his tube, grabs my sister’s hand, and lets out this breathy little scream, “Don’t let me die, I’m going to hell. Please don’t let me die!”

Above the hay was a misty form which had the very clear shape of a woman “floating” above the hay stack. She had on a milk-maid type dress and her head was cocked to the side and her eyes were wide open. My first thought I remember very distinctly and it was “I am seeing something horrible that I shouldn’t be seeing.”

“The person we found wasn’t really identifiable as a human being, just a pile of meat. What gave it away were the scraps of clothing mixed into the pile.”

“The second he took the photo, he was shot and killed by the man in the back. One of the only times, if not the only time, someone has captured their own assassination on film.”

ENFPs are the most cuddly, while INTPs are the least.

“The realest people don’t have a lot of friends.” —Tupac

If you look closely, you’ll notice that’s not a robe! It’s actually his dissected skin hanging around him.

33 sets of male buttocks that are so nice, they should be illegal.

Having your nickname for each other be ‘King’ and ‘Queen.’

The best, worst, sweetest, and scariest things about each sign.

“When they pass you the crayon you need even though they were using it.”

“Every so often, we would like to be told we’re attractive.”

“If things are tense, hug each other for 20 seconds.”

“You’re my favorite person besides every other person I’ve ever met.”

“Why do women get mad at their SO for something they ‘did’ in a dream?”

“Every so often, we would like to be told we’re attractive.”

“When a close friend of mine died, he joked about it.”