Thought Catalog

Clefairy was going to be the mascot for Pokemon before they decided on Pikachu.

A grown out set of nice salon nails that are just a smidge past when they should have been filled in or redone.

Didn’t get asked out on a second date in college because my “FP” was too high. FP = fat potential.

His body was almost mummified because of the lack of sun, air and moisture. I can’t imagine what the smell was like.

Having to chase after women. I’d give up halfway, honestly.

Sybil Ludington. Homegirl rode twice the distance of Paul Revere to warn nearby towns of the British attack. She was 16 years old.

Woke up in a hospital with 52 stitches in my head.

If she’s complaining, or venting, it’s not always because she wants advice or a solution. Sometimes all that’s needed is to vent. So, in those situations, just let her vent.

Jeffrey Dahmer… towards the end right before he got caught, had so many bodies in his apartment that he ran out of room and stored one victim in his bathtub. He proceeded to shower over him everyday for a month!

A guy changed his Facebook relationship status from “in a relationship” to “engaged”. When his girlfriend called him to ask about it he responded: “Well, what do you say?”

I believe that modern/minimalistic art exists solely for money laundering. It’s just a way for rich people to move money around.

I DON’T WANT TO DIE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE!

I used to have a penchant for wandering around abandoned buildings when I was in high school.

Discussing really important decisions / making these decisions via text messages.

Not having our grandmas as flower girls. We didn’t have anyone to be flower girls, and I didn’t think of asking grandmas until way after the wedding.

I love watching a channel called Legal Eagle. I’m not a lawyer myself but I find it interesting to watch his analysis of different movies and TV shows for legal realism. He even did the trial scene of Tyrion in King’s Landing.

When they want to fight remain calm and agree with them. It frustrates them that they can’t rile you up and ends up showcasing how much of an asshole they really are, and essentially exposes them for being an aggressor/manipulator.

When you see me sitting on the bus staring at my phone, rather than reading the paper or talking to my friend, don’t be disappointed, because I’m very likely doing that exact thing, but through the magic of technology.