Thought Catalog

A SO is similar to a dog. No one in the world will be as happy as when you come home, or you when you see each other out. They will feel entitled to your food, but that’s okay because you love them. They give you warm cuddles, but my god do they get toasty in the bed and it seems no matter how far away you try to get, they get close to cuddle you again.

I saw 2 people stab someone to death in what I assume was a drug deal gone wrong, when I was on a night walk. Spent another hour being chased and hiding in a backyard so they wouldn’t do the same to me. Scary night.

I don’t believe in ghosts. However I have a hard time explaining how a metal folding chair that was set up folded itself up in the basement behind me while I was watching TV as a child. I flew up the stairs.

Play hard to get. No thanks. If you’re gonna ghost me for days at a time and then get pissed off when I don’t respond in .5 seconds then that’s not my problem.

Wear your best underwear to work.

There’s countless stories from multiple coworkers of weird shit happening while they were there alone (the sound of general commotion being heard through walls, someone whispering directly into their ear, doors and padlocks swinging for no reason, lights having a mind of their own, etc.)

Clefairy was going to be the mascot for Pokemon before they decided on Pikachu.

A grown out set of nice salon nails that are just a smidge past when they should have been filled in or redone.

Didn’t get asked out on a second date in college because my “FP” was too high. FP = fat potential.

His body was almost mummified because of the lack of sun, air and moisture. I can’t imagine what the smell was like.

Having to chase after women. I’d give up halfway, honestly.

Sybil Ludington. Homegirl rode twice the distance of Paul Revere to warn nearby towns of the British attack. She was 16 years old.