The 60 Most HILARIOUS Things Patients Have Said While Under Anesthesia
I had the mask on her face and I said "nice big breaths" as I pushed propofol. Right before she went out she said, "Thanks, I just had them done."
These hilarious stories from Ask Reddit are going to have you chuckling at your phone.
1. “Am I in hell?”
I responded, “No you’re not, you’re just in recovery.”
“…That sounds like something the devil would say. Count backwards from 100 to prove it.”
2. Patient was heavily sedated in ICU, nurse gave an enema. Half conscious response: “Honey you know I don’t like it that way.”
3. One patient stroked my unshaved arm while I was trying to keep him from pulling at his IV, and muttered, “You’d make such a great carpet.”
