50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

10. An opossum sleeps 18 hours of the day and still manages to be less of a waste of time than you.

11. You fuck like a Panda.

12. Some people say the Cheetah is the fastest animal. Some say it is the Peregrine Falcon. But every girl I know say it is you in the bedroom.


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