7. I’ve seen ostriches with better calves than you.
8. It’s a common misconception that moths are attracted to light. Moths navigate by light and they’re perpetually confused by artificial light; people are attracted to your gaudiness, they’ll orbit around you as if they’re enthralled. But like the moth’s perspective, you only look pretty from a distance.
9. The Mayfly has a lifespan of just 24 hours. I never thought I could envy them, until I met you.