11.
I know 4 Joes and they’re all 6 foot plus and ginger, I don’t know if this is some weird coincidence or a worldwide problem.
12.
Most Daves I’ve met are actually super fucking hot and witty and charm their way into knowing the intricacies of your genitalia and then don’t call you back until 3 months later cause they’ve been soooo busy with that merger.
…fuck you, Dave.