85 People On What You Can Tell About Someone’s Personality Just By Their First Name

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27.

I used to work in tech support.

It seems to me that anyone with the first name “Chase” is usually the type of idiot that makes you question whether it is a prank call.

NO, SIR, THE VIDEO CARD WILL NOT FIT IN YOUR LAPTOP!

28.

Erin is usually pretty chill.

Brittany is a fucking slut.

Megan 1 step classier than Brittany, still a slut.

Chad truly is a douche.

Danny is a pretty relaxed, well rounded individual.

Scott is an incredibly average white male who wears glasses more than half of the time. There is nothing unique about him.

Alex is unknowingly very good at most things he tries.

Brett/Brent/Brandon is an intellectual, conceited stoner who happens to play baseball.

Jeffrey is really fun to get drunk with.

Tommy/Timmy will always have a baby face.

Heather/Hillary will never be a shade darker than albino and is always cheery

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Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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