50 NSFW Things That (Probably) Happened At Hogwarts That Weren't Shown In The 'Harry Potter' Films

50 NSFW Things That (Probably) Happened At Hogwarts That Weren’t Shown In The ‘Harry Potter’ Films

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By Thought Catalog
Warner Bros. Pictures

27. An underground bookie system focused on the quidditch games. Maybe even a fantasy league…

28. Prank spells that turned the golden snitch into a winged penis right before the seeker could grab it.

29. The House-Elves all have PTSD from popping in on students having sex or jacking off into their socks, which they know they have to clean afterwards. There’s probably a rotation going on in the elf laundry department where they spin the bottle each day to decide who gets the honor of trying to rinse the jizz-socks.

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Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.