31. Drugs. Idk how well that really worked but it was definitely a mistake.
32. My high school crush said she would only date older guys, so in a bid to impress her I concocted a story whereby I was supposed to be two years older than my classmates. Unsurprisingly, this didn’t get me any closer to seeing her naked and I had to maintain the facade to my school-friends that I was two years older than I actually was.
33. I became fluent in Swedish only to find out that he was Swedish by birth but did not actually know the language.