42. One time, just six months into dating and after sex, my now husband pulled his knees to his chest and let out a horrendous fart. Naked.
43. I fell down some steps and broke both my arms. My husband wiped my butt and helped me shower/wash my hair… for weeks. For better or worse, that was definitely filed under worse.
44. Man all of these are like medical conditions and crazy stuff like that.. One time my girlfriend just said she wanted to see me but didn’t wanna talk to anybody after a rough day at work. So she came to my house and sat in my bed with me while I played video games until we both fell asleep. Didn’t say a word other than “hey” when she got there, and “Alright, bed. Love you.”
