46. Get angry when children scream and run around loudly in stores. It’s not a god damn playground.
47. I’ve started making involuntary noises when exerting minimal effort.
I peek out my blinds when I hear noise to see what is going on.
I yearn for the day when I buy a house so I can yell at children to get off my lawn.
I use the word yearn outside of a Seinfeld reference.
I make Seinfeld references.