60 Signs You Already Act Like An Old Lady In Your Twenties

60 Signs You Already Act Like An Old Lady In Your Twenties

46. Get angry when children scream and run around loudly in stores. It’s not a god damn playground.

47. I’ve started making involuntary noises when exerting minimal effort.

I peek out my blinds when I hear noise to see what is going on.

I yearn for the day when I buy a house so I can yell at children to get off my lawn.

I use the word yearn outside of a Seinfeld reference.

I make Seinfeld references.


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