19. She thought blue whales gave birth by burying their eggs in the ocean floor.
“She fucks like a goddess and she has the kindest heart and smile a human being could have, but fuckin hell one time we asked her for fun how do blue whales give birth… her answer and I quote, ‘duuh of course they are like reverse turtles they bury their eggs in the deepest part of the ocean…’ My friend and I lost consciousness because we couldn’t breathe anymore.”