15. She wanted to become Jewish so she could ‘make matzoh and stuff.’
“She said she wanted to become Jewish.
I asked her if she believed in god, because I was real damn sure she didn’t, and she said no. I asked if she thought that would change. She said no. I asked why in the world then she thought converting to Judaism would be a good call.
‘I feel like I would be a good Jewish mother, and I want to make matzoh and stuff.’”