31. They ran out of bottled water at a reception in a non air conditioned church in July. There weren’t cups on the tables either so we couldn’t even fill them at a sink or drinking fountain. There was no alcohol which is fine but I don’t really dance without being a few drinks deep. We left immediately after the cake cutting, drenched in sweat.
32. I’m going to say my cousin’s daughters wedding. It was in Labor Day weekend and it felt like the hottest day ever. First of all, I’m not a fan of people having weddings on a holiday weekend but whatever, not why this was bad.
We drove an hour to get to this barn in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. All the chairs were set up in this field in the beating sun, the service was about 45 minutes and I thought the groom was going to pass out. He was 300lbs and had the suit jacket with the vest still on. We finally made it through the service and we got into the barn for the reception. No fans and no air conditioning. It was 100 people crammed into a barn in 98 degree weather. This was the barn’s first wedding with everything “brand new”. My mother went to sit down and the chair split in half. Thank god my uncle didn’t sit there like he wanted to because he had just gotten major back surgery and the ambulance would have had to come and find this barn in the middle of the woods.
My mom, my dad, my uncle, and myself went to sit under the shade of an Apple tree until dinner was served and then got the hell out of there.
It would have been a beautiful wedding if it wasn’t the same temperature as Hell.
