12. THE SCROTUM LAVA LAMP
Q: “How do y’all not notice or feel it when your bojangles do that weird lava-lamp thing?”
—Mocoasa
A: “As a male of 33 years I can definitely say you don’t feel the ‘lava lamp’ effect. (If the lava lamp thing is your balls ‘floating up and down.’)
Next time you’re sitting on the toilet, watch your balls move.”
—j0nnyboy