27 Men Describe The Moment They Realized Their Girlfriend Just Might Be A Moron

“My ex couldn't open a door with a key. Her parents would always keep their back door unlocked because she couldn't figure out how to open a locked door even if she had the key."

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25. She didn’t know how to boil water.

“My girlfriend (now wife) asked me how to boil water.

Her dad was a chef for 11 years. They are an aggressively Italian American family, but somehow they just skipped teaching her how to cook on any level.

She still hates cooking. I usually cook in bulk on the weekends (so she doesn’t starve herself during the week) but because I may not always be around I make her cook with me so that if I die before her she won’t be one of those old ladies that only eats microwave dinners.”

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