27 Men Describe The Moment They Realized Their Girlfriend Just Might Be A Moron
“My ex couldn't open a door with a key. Her parents would always keep their back door unlocked because she couldn't figure out how to open a locked door even if she had the key."
23. She didn’t know how to shit or wipe properly.
“She didn’t know how to shit or wipe properly. She thought you had to force/push the shit out instead of just letting it happen, and she was always saying how she had to wash her arm off after wiping because she would inevitably get some on her forearm…
She was 21 years old. Pretty attractive, college soccer player. And a gross idiot.
I wonder if she ever mastered pooping.”