I’m On My Deathbed So I’m Coming Clean: Here’s The Gruesome Truth About What Happened To My First Wife

“Excuse me, sir,” I said, “what is this?”

He jerked one of those thumbs upwards, not looking at me.

I leaned back to see a big sign above his booth and couldn’t be sure how I’d missed it. In huge, proud letters, it read:

LADY ALLIGATOR!

It’s ALIVE, I thought inexplicably.


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