33. “I brought my girlfriend of six months to my law firm’s holiday party as a first year Associate. We weren’t seriously dating because I was career focused and intent on staying single so I could sleep around without feeling guilty. But that night we were standing around making small talk with a few Partners when I said the most moronic thing possible. Know what my girl did? She stepped in with the quickest, most effective conversation switch-up possible. I’ll never forget that. She’s my personal hero. I’m planning to propose next month.”
— Alfredo, 26
