17. “My grandmother of all people set me straight. She’s a little senile, so I didn’t think twice about talking to my buddies in front of her on the phone the way I talk to them in private. I was saying awful things about this one girl who’d given me the best bj of my life, bragging about how I hadn’t talked to her since, and suddenly grams opened her mouth and said: ‘You’re better than that, boy.’ I was totally dumbfounded. I mean, it was the first full sentence she’d spoken in months. Obviously, it made me think.”
— Lyle, 24
