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“First thing we did? Counted the money given to us at the reception. We felt rich for like 24 hours.
Second? We tried to make a sexy time on the pile of cash (of course my idea). Didn’t really work. Got in the bath together and things were still rough. I asked her if she had lube. Nope. Guess who went to the corner store at 2:00 AM for some lube (and from my wife, “Ooh get some Pringles too!”)? After that we had successful sexy time.
BONUS: She got a UTI in Cancun a few days later while honeymooning. Good thing the meds are cheap and on every corner.”